Lockdown Laugh Fans Gifts

"If this is the new normal can we go back to the old one?"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Covid-19 Caution

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

Flush Direct

"Why are we following traffic lights? Rudolph got the corona Virus."

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

A fluffy sheep wearing a face mask

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

The New Paranormal

New closures due to the pandemic

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"You might as well go back to sleep for a few years."

Alrighty... Let's begin our social distance-compliant tea party."

"We'll never catch him! Man, it's time to end this social distancing thing!"

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

"Calm Lady, I'm just a child in disguise!"

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

"The great thing about the ball taking place on Zoom is that you can wear sweatpants."

"You'd better make that 10 feet."