Lockdown Laugh Fans T-Shirts

"If this is the new normal can we go back to the old one?"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Bribes for Jabs

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Covid-19 Caution

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

Teleworking was the death of the office party

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

Flush Direct

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

"Why are we following traffic lights? Rudolph got the corona Virus."

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"

The New Paranormal

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

A fluffy sheep wearing a face mask

Nobody move.

New closures due to the pandemic

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

"You might as well go back to sleep for a few years."

Alrighty... Let's begin our social distance-compliant tea party."

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

"My YouTube channel The Happy Hermit has really taken off since lockdown began."

2021 2020 1861 1929 1941 2020 had to isolate before being allowed to return here. And now, only the other years everybody would like to forget will be friends with him. Baby 2021 can't wait to get started. Folks down there are very glad he's finally coming, and they have high hopes that he's gonna be a great year!

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

"We'll never catch him! Man, it's time to end this social distancing thing!"

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"Calm Lady, I'm just a child in disguise!"

"The great thing about the ball taking place on Zoom is that you can wear sweatpants."