Lockdown Jokers Gifts

"I grew it over Lockdown."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

Flush Direct

"Covid's got you busy this holiday season, huh?"

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

New closures due to the pandemic

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

Covid-19: Mind the Gap

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

"How far have you come?"

"We'll never catch him! Man, it's time to end this social distancing thing!"

Refresher course

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

"This isn't as fun as I remembered!"