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"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

Flush Direct

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

New closures due to the pandemic

"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

"Covid's got you busy this holiday season, huh?"

"We'll never catch him! Man, it's time to end this social distancing thing!"

Covid-19: Mind the Gap

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

"How far have you come?"

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

Refresher course

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

"This isn't as fun as I remembered!"

"I'm getting used to this 'no haircut' thing."