Lockdown Joker T-Shirts

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"I spent locked out including my painting."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

Flush Direct

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

"The tunnel at the end of the light!"

Weight Watchers 'Rona Routines: Flatten the Curves

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

New closures due to the pandemic

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

"This is NOT social distancing dude!"

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

"Must be worse than Covid, look at his mask."

Working from home.

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

Working from home...

"I think I've caught that cold that's going around."

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

"How far have you come?"

Working from home.

"We'll never catch him! Man, it's time to end this social distancing thing!"