Quarantine Jokers Gifts

"Remember . . . . no handshaking."

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Nonsense Poem

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Lost Season

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Dating in 2020

Coronavirus

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Happy Brithday

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Open up the Shops!

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Confined by Coronavirus

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

COVID Era Intel

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

Mandatory mask use

The Insiders

Self-Isolating Hamster

Keep out - Covid-19

Flush Direct

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"