Quarantine Joker Gifts

"The lounge was last year, next month we are going to the backyard."

"Since you miss parties so much, I thought you could chase your dinner tonight."

"This is NOT social distancing dude!"

"I'm self-isolating... but not on purpose."

Fighting Covid

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Distance to avoid contagion

Comicron

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Nonsense Poem

Covid and Restarting School

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Lost Season

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Coronavirus

Happy Brithday

Dating in 2020

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

COVID Era Intel

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."