Quarantine Jokester Gifts

Covid Shave

"I am going to kinda miss the way it hides my double chin."

Lockdown Challenge: Circle them as you go

"How many days have we been like this?"

"Me? - Oh, I've been self-isolating all my life. . .!"

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Comicron

Nonsense Poem

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Lost Season

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

Dating in 2020

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Coronavirus

Happy Brithday

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"