Quarantine Quippers Gifts

'There's a lot we don't want to know about this disease.'

"There's only one of them roaming around now. The others are in self-isolation."

Comicron

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Lost Season

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Happy Brithday

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Coronavirus

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

Confined by Coronavirus

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Mandatory mask use

Self-Isolating Hamster

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

"Well...I guess so. What did you do with the fish?"

Keep out - Covid-19

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

Xmas Labour Shortage

"How many days have we been like this?"

What's going on here? Staring out the window for hours used to be my thing!

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."

COVID-19 dime

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

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