Quarantine Quipper Gifts

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

Pandemic playhouse.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"Leave your home!"

The light at the end of the tunnel just got switched off.

Comicron

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

I break for toilet paper

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

The world on lockdown

Xmas Labour Shortage

"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."

"How many days have we been like this?"

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

Socially Distanced I heart N Y

My Covid passport

"Melting clocks are too boring, these days I just paint real life."

"This is NOT social distancing dude!"

Working from home.

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

To Mask Or Not To Mask

"At least it`s making us spend more time together as a family."

Toilet Paper Hill

To be a social animal or not to be a social animal - that is the question.

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

2020 vs. 2023

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."

Refresher course