Quarantine Raconteur Gifts

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

Frogs Reinventing Themselves During A Mask Mandate

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"To be or not to be."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

I break for toilet paper

Back To Nowhere Sale!

State of the Union

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

The Insiders

"It's the quarantine cloud."

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

"With the quarantine over, I decided to dig a hold in the basement!"

The world on lockdown

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

Like wine in a glass, these are the days of our quarantine

Caution: Swine Flu!

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

Christmas 2020

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

Socially Distanced I heart N Y

My Covid passport