Quarantine Conversationalist Gifts

Life During COVID-19

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"To be or not to be."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Comicron

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Lost Season

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

Happy Brithday

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Coronavirus

I break for toilet paper

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Back To Nowhere Sale!

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

State of the Union

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

Mandatory mask use

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Confined by Coronavirus