Quarantine Storyteller Gifts

The world on lockdown

I break for toilet paper

"Would you like to see our quarantine photos?"

"Right... how's this going to work?"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Nonsense Poem

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Lost Season

Dating in 2020

Coronavirus

Happy Brithday

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...