Covid Storyteller Gifts

"It was the only mask they had left."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

Bribes for Jabs

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Strainspotting

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

Trump returns home

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

I break for toilet paper

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

A 9/11 Every Day

3rd Wave

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Mandatory mask use

Vaccine race

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

The world on lockdown

Mosquito Test + Taste

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Covid Euro 2020

Omicron

"I've made a snow angel."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"It's an epic saga of a tier 1 girl and a tier 3 boy who fall in love without their families' consent."

Hand Sanitiser