Covid Storyteller Pillows

"It was the only mask they had left."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

Strainspotting

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Trump returns home

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

I break for toilet paper

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

3rd Wave

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Mandatory mask use

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Vaccine race

The world on lockdown

Mosquito Test + Taste

Covid Euro 2020

2020 Panic Room

"It's an epic saga of a tier 1 girl and a tier 3 boy who fall in love without their families' consent."

Hand Sanitiser

"I've made a snow angel."

"Mamma Mia! So this is where my 'artistic licence' kicks in."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Omicron