Pandemic Raconteur Pillows

Team member in face masks cannot be heard by older boss in meeting.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Trump returns home

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

I break for toilet paper

How Stupid Is Your Love?

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

3rd Wave

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."

Mandatory mask use

Covid Restrictions

Delta and Omicron Race

"I have exclusive rights with Pfizer."

Vaccine race

The world on lockdown

"I've made a snow angel."

"Yes, Bond, It's a bit sparse, but most of them are furloughed or henching from home."

"I'm mainly motivated by greed."

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

COVID-19 fever

Hospital say GPs will manage patients it has told doctors to discharge early.

The Flus Brothers

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride