Pandemic Storytelling Pillows

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

I break for toilet paper

3rd Wave

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Mandatory mask use

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Vaccine race

The world on lockdown

Just in time for Halloween...

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

"I've made a snow angel."

Christmas 2020

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

"Are we locked up with him, or is he locked up with us?"

More COVID-19 "What if" stories...

"It's a 'Thank you' email, my small business is going under but chuck, Nancy. . ."

"College?! Are you crazy?! Thanks to the coronavirus, you'll be lucky to graduate from the kitchen and continue schooling in the dining room!"

Happy Birthday

"I got another hand sanitizer... what did you get?"

"It was the only mask they had left."

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

Working from home...

"Everyone stay home."

"I walked into a bank without a mask..."

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

Sorry no toilet paper. We were wiped out!