Pandemic Story Listener Pillows

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Deaths from Coronavirus

The Cougher

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Booster shots

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

Coronavirus Impact on Children

The new normal

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

SAGE mentality

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Water is discovered on the moon....

Covid Variants

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

EU Vaccine approval

Coronavirus Windmills

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

2020 Swiss barmy knife

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."