Pandemic Storyteller Pillows

"Obviously, we need to readjust to in-office meetings."

Pro sports experiments with Zoom

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Happy Birthday

"I don't take off the mask until the third date."

Zoom chat

Coronovirus May 2020

"On the upside, all this bad shit could lead to a resurgence in the Blues."

"I've made a snow angel."

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

Sorry no toilet paper. We were wiped out!

Mandatory mask use

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Did he just say you could travel 5HMs outside your bubble to spread your legs?"

Working from home

Coronavirus

"Everyone stay home."

Coronavirus Stockpiling

More COVID-19 "What if" stories...

"But how can I be sure you're smiling alluringly at me?"

"I care, therefore I mask."

Vaccine race

After students returned to regular classes the results of home schooling became obvious to Mrs. Bennis when she asked to see a math formula.

"I walked into a bank without a mask..."

"So has lockdown Larry got a title yet for his long awaited autobiography?!!"

"I was at the office and everything was normal... until I got up during the meeting to give a presentation and I realized I wasn't wearing a mask!"

Trump builds a wall to fight Covid-19

Ok, class, it's Sophia's turn to read her What I Didn't do on My Summer Vacation report.

Empty supermarket shelves

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"Thanks for doing this essential work. In exchange we'll keep giving you no salary, no pension, no healthcare and no respect. Sounds good?"

Fairy tales in pandemic time.

Reopen Safely

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.