Pandemic Raconteurs Pillows

Christmas 2020

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Trump returns home

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

I break for toilet paper

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

3rd Wave

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

Vaccine race

Beware of the Blog.

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Mandatory mask use

The world on lockdown

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Food Blog

"I've made a snow angel."

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

"Are we locked up with him, or is he locked up with us?"

More COVID-19 "What if" stories...

'I can't do that project --- tweeting is taking up my life.'

"It's a 'Thank you' email, my small business is going under but chuck, Nancy. . ."

According to your blog, there have been some pretty amazing things going on in your life lately, Lance. I can make my blog either accurate or interesting ... I can't make it both.

"College?! Are you crazy?! Thanks to the coronavirus, you'll be lucky to graduate from the kitchen and continue schooling in the dining room!"

Happy Birthday

"I got another hand sanitizer... what did you get?"

"It was the only mask they had left."