Pandemic Storytellers Pillows

"Sorry, Paul. It's just not the same since we took our masks off."

"How many loo rolls did you capture at the Battle of Aldi grandad?"

"Lockdown finished months ago and you've had us stuck up there since January."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Nonsense Poem

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"The pandemic experts said flatten the curve? I thought they said flatten the curve."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

Trump returns home

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

I break for toilet paper

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

3rd Wave

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

Vaccine race

Mandatory mask use

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

The world on lockdown

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

"I've made a snow angel."

Christmas 2020

More COVID-19 "What if" stories...

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

"Are we locked up with him, or is he locked up with us?"

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

"It's a 'Thank you' email, my small business is going under but chuck, Nancy. . ."

"College?! Are you crazy?! Thanks to the coronavirus, you'll be lucky to graduate from the kitchen and continue schooling in the dining room!"

Happy Birthday

"I got another hand sanitizer... what did you get?"

"It was the only mask they had left."

"Zombies? No way! Don't you recognize Ebola?!"