Pandemic Storytellers Pillows

"Sorry, Paul. It's just not the same since we took our masks off."

"How many loo rolls did you capture at the Battle of Aldi grandad?"

"Lockdown finished months ago and you've had us stuck up there since January."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Nonsense Poem

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"The pandemic experts said flatten the curve? I thought they said flatten the curve."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Trump returns home

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

I break for toilet paper

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

3rd Wave

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Mandatory mask use

Vaccine race

The world on lockdown

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

"I've made a snow angel."

Christmas 2020

More COVID-19 "What if" stories...

"College?! Are you crazy?! Thanks to the coronavirus, you'll be lucky to graduate from the kitchen and continue schooling in the dining room!"

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

"It's a 'Thank you' email, my small business is going under but chuck, Nancy. . ."

"Are we locked up with him, or is he locked up with us?"

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

Happy Birthday

"I got another hand sanitizer... what did you get?"

"It was the only mask they had left."

"Zombies? No way! Don't you recognize Ebola?!"

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

Delta Variant Blues