Pandemic Stories Pillows

"I got another hand sanitizer... what did you get?"

"But I'm a key worker."

"Sorry, Paul. It's just not the same since we took our masks off."

"Stay back I'm still worried about a second wave."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

Working from home

Working from home...

Team member in face masks cannot be heard by older boss in meeting.

"Right... how's this going to work?"

"Seriously man? Look at how I'm drawn. You really think I can get a mask over this nose? Not to mention my ears. Blame the artist man. Can I please have a latte now?"

Lockdown fatigue

"I forgot to remove my mask at the DMV."

COVID Easter

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

The Covid Quarantini

"College?! Are you crazy?! Thanks to the coronavirus, you'll be lucky to graduate from the kitchen and continue schooling in the dining room!"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Socially Distanced Boxers

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

"Jesus!"

"This bank job can't happen during social distancing."

"My hair is so unruly that it's threatening to become an angry mob."

"Are we locked up with him, or is he locked up with us?"

"You may remember me from such things as yesterday. And the day before that. And the day before that. And..."

"And he claims he hasn't been to the groomer since before quarantine."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The new normal

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."