Quarantine Quippers Pillows

'There's a lot we don't want to know about this disease.'

"There's only one of them roaming around now. The others are in self-isolation."

Comicron

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Lost Season

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Coronavirus

Happy Brithday

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Mandatory mask use

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Confined by Coronavirus

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Self-Isolating Hamster

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

Keep out - Covid-19

"How many days have we been like this?"

"Well...I guess so. What did you do with the fish?"

Xmas Labour Shortage

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

COVID-19 dime

"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

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