Quarantine Quirkies Pillows

"During difficult times people often reach out to find new sources of entertainment."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Comicron

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

The Insiders

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

Quarandating.

Xmas Labour Shortage

Caution: Swine Flu!

"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

The 12 Days of Covidmas

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

COVID-19 dime

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

Antisocial Distancing

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

My Covid passport

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

"Melting clocks are too boring, these days I just paint real life."

Toilet Paper Hill

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

"He's in lockdown."

Refresher course

"My YouTube channel The Happy Hermit has really taken off since lockdown began."

EASTER 2020

"Behave sensibly!"

Dog barks into his elbow