Quarantine Comic Pillows

Meeting view zone. Non-meeting zone.

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"Me cover mouth when cough and wear mathk outhide . . . Danger Noodle hep flatten curve."

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

"Seriously?! You're using toilet paper now?!"

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%..Better buy more toilet rolls!"

Covid Tentacles

Coronavirus Mask

The dark side of hand santizer

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Isolation playlist

sanitiser chasers

"I know we're meant to be in lockdown Doc, but do I have to stay inside on such a lovely day?"

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

My Covid passport

"The virus can live on cardboard! Plus, I miss fishing."

"Melting clocks are too boring, these days I just paint real life."

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

Comicron

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Nonsense Poem

Lost Season

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Happy Brithday

Dating in 2020

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Coronavirus

I break for toilet paper