Lockdown Laugh Champion Mugs

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

They're behind me aren't they?

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Covid Babies

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

Flush Direct

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

New closures due to the pandemic

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

Catching Covid

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

Refresher course

"All those close-up magic classes don't seem so 'worthless' on day 190 of quarantine, do they."

"How far have you come?"

"We'll never catch him! Man, it's time to end this social distancing thing!"

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth