Social Distancing Humor Gifts

"At least I don't need to waste time inventing reasons not to go on a parkrun anymore."

Fist Bumper Cars

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

The trap

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Exhibition for Prisoners

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"You mustn't worry about bubbles - Daddy's spent all his life in one."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

"Thank God!"

Sleeping masks

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

Quarandating.

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

Working from home

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"You may now wave at the bride."

Michelangelo's David wearing a face mask

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

"That is six feet."

Christmas 2020

"Turns out laughter isn't the best medicine."

Antisocial Distancing

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

Captain Pointy

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

"Hey! No hugging."

"I've always worked from home."