Social Distancing Humor Gifts

Fist Bumper Cars

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

The trap

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Exhibition for Prisoners

"Thank God!"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

"You mustn't worry about bubbles - Daddy's spent all his life in one."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Sleeping masks

"That is six feet."

Quarandating.

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

Working from home

"You may now wave at the bride."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

Michelangelo's David wearing a face mask

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Christmas 2020

"Turns out laughter isn't the best medicine."

Antisocial Distancing

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

Captain Pointy

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

Masked Wrestler

Working from home