Pandemic Humor Aficionado Prints

COVID Santa delivering the new strain.

"It's a very sweet gesture, but I have to ask: are you fully vaxxed yet?"

"No one dared disturb. . . the sound of silence."

"You still think we will get a seat on this train?"

"You're not really getting this whole mask thing, are you, Bob?"

"Keep distance!"

"I'm coming back. The air out here is filled with viruses!"

"No, No. . . I'm not a bank robber! I just didn't have any facemasks."

Pontius Pilate, Covid Pandemic

"Aww, you little, forgotten and unvaccinated child! Would you like me to join you on your way to school?"

Hugs: Virus Free

"The new trend in worship services is replacing smoke machines with anti-virus fumigators."

"Do I know you? I can't smell anything with this mask on."

With a wine in each hand you won't accidentally touch your face!

"George thinks this is a superspreader event."

Coronavirus and Criminals

"Spot lent it to me so I wouldn't touch my face."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Working from home

"Hey! Put your seat belt on!"

"Hey, I never knew you could sing."

"Ok people, six feet apart. You know the drill."

"I chin my mask like all the men in my family. May God rest their souls."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Bribes for Jabs

Distance to avoid contagion

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Lend me your ears

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.