Pandemic Humor Appreciator Prints

Fairy tales in pandemic time

Social Distancing Eye Exams

"Isn't one of the symptoms a lack of taste?"

"I've been masked so long I've forgotten - should the ends of my mouth move up or down when smiling?"

"It's really not you, I swear. It's the whole social distancing thing."

Virtual Magic Tricks

"I know everyone's been told to avoid touching their faces but is it still okay to lick our testicles?"

"I don't know why they checked us for coronavirus at the gate. We're already dead."

"Really! You wrapped up the presents with all the left over toilet paper!"

Coming this spring. The Diseaster Bunny!

Covid Scarecrow

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help!"

Vaccination campaign

"So how do we punish the souls who don't social distance?"

"He keeps talking about "walking" from home, but he's barely been out!"

"I've washed my hands so much, I have 'dishwater hands'!"

"I don't usually do this on the first date, but do you mind if I take your temperature?"

Mask mandates

Second wave

"Any chance of a real date after the lockdown?"

Holding hands wearing latex gloves.

Don't Even Think It

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Rabid COVID Teens

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Bribes for Jabs

Distance to avoid contagion

Lend me your ears

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.