Quarantine Comedy Fans Pillows

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Nonsense Poem

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Face Mask Romance

Dating in 2020

The quarantine self cut.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

The Insiders

COVID Era Intel

Open up the Shops!

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"

"Why not?"

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

"Hard to tell...He was wearing a mask."

Self-Isolatteion

"To protect my family I'm going to self isolate."