Quarantine Comedy Fans Prints

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Nonsense Poem

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Dating in 2020

Face Mask Romance

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

"Why not?"

Open up the Shops!

The Insiders

". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"

COVID Era Intel

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

Flush Direct

"Hard to tell...He was wearing a mask."

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"