Quarantine Comedy Fan Gifts

"I can't watch these shows. Everyone's too...close together."

Fighting Covid

Bribes for Jabs

Distance to avoid contagion

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Nonsense Poem

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Lost Season

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Dating in 2020

Happy Brithday

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Coronavirus

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

Covid-19 Caution

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Mandatory mask use

The Insiders

Confined by Coronavirus