Quarantine Comic Fan Gifts

"Negative, negative, negative...positive!"

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

Masks Required

"That's not how you wear a face mask! You'll risk not seeing me at all!"

"What do you mean 'NO HAIRCUTS'?"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Fighting Covid

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Distance to avoid contagion

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Nonsense Poem

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Lost Season

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Coronavirus

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Dating in 2020

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Happy Brithday

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"