Pandemic Satirists Pillows

The New Normal Literature.

"I don't know why everyone's so concerned about toilet paper."

Wanna Buy Some Bootleg Covid Vaccines?

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"Yipee. The pandemic is over."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."

"That does it Rudolph! Take off that mask or you are not guiding my sleigh!"

To Grandmother's House We GO

"He said he didn't need a mask... And now he doesn't"

"I recommend self-isolation."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Distance to avoid contagion

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Lend me your ears

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Merry Christmas

Start of school year in Cuba 1

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

The trap

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Decontamination

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."