Sanitization Guru Gifts

Covid Restrictions in Schools

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Whack-a-molecule

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Hand sanitizer

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Why not Google it?'

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"Namaste."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Savoy Dental Salon

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'You missed a spot.'

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Hand Sanitiser

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Transmission of the Coronavirus

Baby boom expected due to corona

Cleaning lady picking up weights

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Nobody takes care of the carpeting here so I have to. You're filling a vacuum!

"Tommy! Use your hanky."

Hygiene the best vaccine

COVID-19 safty tips

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

Bed Bugs after a materess flipping