Sanitization Expert Gifts

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Whack-a-molecule

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Hand sanitizer

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Baby boom expected due to corona

Hand Sanitizer

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"Still having some problems with the halitosis Mr Bobbins?"

Hand Sanitiser

Transmission of the Coronavirus

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Face Masks and Covid

"Tommy! Use your hanky."

COVID-19 safty tips

Hygiene the best vaccine

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'

"Oh, my. . . Billy is so cute!"

"What have you been up to lately?"

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.