Sanitiser Specialist Gifts

Whack-a-molecule

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Hand sanitizer

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Hand Sanitiser

Baby boom expected due to corona

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

Transmission of the Coronavirus

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Face Masks and Covid

"Tommy! Use your hanky."

COVID-19 safty tips

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.