Sanitiser Specialist T-Shirts

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Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Hand sanitizer

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

Transmission of the Coronavirus

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Baby boom expected due to corona

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Hand Sanitiser

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

COVID-19 safty tips

Face Masks and Covid

"Tommy! Use your hanky."

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

Hand Sanitisers

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'