Sanitiser Experts T-Shirts

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Whack-a-molecule

Hand sanitizer

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Baby boom expected due to corona

Hand Sanitiser

"Still having some problems with the halitosis Mr Bobbins?"

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Transmission of the Coronavirus

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

"Tommy! Use your hanky."

Hygiene the best vaccine

Face Masks and Covid

COVID-19 safty tips

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

Hand Sanitisers

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

"Oh, my. . . Billy is so cute!"

"What have you been up to lately?"

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'