Sanitization Expert T-Shirts

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Whack-a-molecule

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Hand sanitizer

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Hand Sanitiser

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

"Still having some problems with the halitosis Mr Bobbins?"

Hand Sanitizer

Baby boom expected due to corona

Transmission of the Coronavirus

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Hygiene the best vaccine

Face Masks and Covid

COVID-19 safty tips

"Tommy! Use your hanky."

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

"Oh, my. . . Billy is so cute!"

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

"What have you been up to lately?"