Sanitization Aficionado T-Shirts

Rudy, this is my cousin Mabel. Nice to meet you. Oh no. You didn't. Nobody move! Purex Hand Sanitizer. Don't even think about hugging. Couldn't we just have washed our hands? Too dangerous to touch the faucet.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Flu vaccine.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

A day in the life of a dish sink

"Hello job security."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"