Sanitization Aficionado Mugs

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Flu vaccine.

Hand sanitizer

Wash your hands

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"Hello job security."

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

Decluttering. . .