Hand Sanitizer Enthusiast Mugs

'Attaboy...a good firm grip. Now, let's go sanitize our hands!'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Flu vaccine.

Hand sanitizer

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

A day in the life of a dish sink

"Did you wash your hands?"

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport