Sanitizer Aficionado T-Shirts

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

"Whoops! – Autopilot."

Flu vaccine.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

Wash your hands

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

A day in the life of a dish sink

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'