Sanitizer Lover T-Shirts

It's not slime, it's sanitizer.

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Flu vaccine.

Hand sanitizer

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Wash your hands

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'