Sanitation Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"Oh, my. . . Billy is so cute!"

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Flu vaccine.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

'But you said to clean my room.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Wash your hands

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'