Sanitizing T-Shirts

"Purell?"

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Hand Sanitizer

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Whack-a-molecule

Hand sanitizer

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

Criminal Germs

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

Water.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Hygiene the best vaccine

COVID-19 safty tips

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

Practice Bug Control this Season.

Janitor mops the floor.

"...Next time you put your money where your mouth is, wash it off first."

"What have you been up to lately?"

The dark side of hand santizer

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