Sanitizing Pillows

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Hand Sanitizer

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Whack-a-molecule

Hand sanitizer

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Criminal Germs

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Water.

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Hygiene the best vaccine

COVID-19 safty tips

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

Practice Bug Control this Season.

"...Next time you put your money where your mouth is, wash it off first."

"What have you been up to lately?"

Janitor mops the floor.

''Earn our bread by the sweat of our brow'? -- is that sanitary?'

The dark side of hand santizer

Sanitizer

Walter always hated touching washroom doors. Now that he was dead, he no longer had to.