Sanitization Superhero Pillows

Flu #1.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Flu vaccine.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Kicking out Covid

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

Covid Vaccine

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Walking the Oil Plank.

Hygiene the best vaccine

IPCC Climate Report

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

'There was a what in your soup?'

Auntie Bacterial

Cleaning woman enter's doctor's office with huge medical supplies to use to clean office.