Sanitary Superhero Pillows

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

North Pole

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Hand sanitizer

The new global mantra flag for the future

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Days without an incident.

"Did you wash your hands?"

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

Kicking out Covid

John Snow

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'